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[vosseeker]

"Leave your message."
un: $aircommander

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[daintylegs]

Hello you are...

[He squints at the name.]

Soundwave?

No wait.

You're Starscream, right?

I'm Tailgate and I'm here to ask your opinion on big blue and purple boats.

[vosseeker]

[ Starscream blusters little. ]

How could you mistake me for Soundwave?

My opinion? The larger, the better. That way even the hapless Vehicon fliers can shoot them with ease. Are you taking sign ups?

[daintylegs]

Actually, I'm trying to set you up on a blind date with my good friend Riptide.

Personally, I think you should go for it! You've got nothing to lose.

[vosseeker]

[ Starscream makes an interestingly strangled noise. ]

Is that supposed to be incentive?

[daintylegs]

I mean, what else are you doing all day, every day?

It never hurts to meet new people.

[vosseeker]

[ Don't call him out like this!! Starscream hangs up instead. ]